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Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night!

Posted on May 8, 2013
Location: London
Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night!

SANTA : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DOCTOR : Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SANTA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is THE final game.

SANTA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SANTA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

SANTA comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.

How do you recognize SANTA in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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