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Once SANTA was walking. He had a glove only on one hand.So a man on the road asked him why he is wearing in one hand.

SANTA replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

SANTA was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He pickec it up and Said: 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

SANTA : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SANTA : If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
SANTA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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