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What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

Posted on April 3, 2013
Location: London
What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

Shall we say it has been a good week so far or usual disinclination to go back to work after a relaxing long weekend? However Santa is quite excited to start his new job!

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Santa joined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Boss : Where were you born?
Santa : India.
Boss : Which part?
Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.
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Santa was found fixing a bomb in a car.
Boss : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Santa : Don’t worry, I have one more.
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Santa : What is the name of your car?
Boss : I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Santa : Oh, what a strange car, it starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with Petrol.
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Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person who you smile at, a beautiful thing. Remember - Goodnight.

 

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