Say you love me! Say you love me!

Posted on July 8, 2013
Location: London
Say you love me! Say you love me!

Santa : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
Santa's GF : Why not ??
Santa : I'm broke

Santa's wife : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Santa: You love me...

Santa : You remind me of the sea.
Santa's wife : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Santa: NO, because you make me sick

Santa : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Banta : So what do you do?
Santa : I close my eyes.

Banta : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Santa : I did once. I'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of my mouth.

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