Santa's sun bathing!

Santa is back in mind today…let’s see what he has got in his bag!

Santa was sun bathing on a very hot day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat, what else?

While walking Santa fell down into a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there was nothing down here to break

Dress code for a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Santa goes to the party & is surprised to see that the other guests Wearing SUITS also!

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Santa: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, “Neither" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!