Should I urinate to provide you water?

Addressing a public meeting in a village in Pune's Indapur, Deputy Chief Minister of Maharastra state in India, Mr Ajit Pawar mocked Bhaiyya Deshmukh, a farmer from a drought-hit area in Solapur who has been on a hunger strike at Mumbai's Azad Maidan, demanding more water. "He has been fasting for the last 55 days. If there is no water in the dam, how can we release it? Should we urinate into it? If there is no water to drink, even urination is not possible," Ajit Power said.

And look at this little Buoy - he is offering the same, with a very affordable price....just by listening to Santa Singh! Mr. Power, are you listening?
Santa Singh deserves to be your state guest for few months may be, your problem solved! What you say?

Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again.
Santa’s wife : why u doing this?
Santa : Because the doctor told me to check sugar level regularly.

Santa climbed a tree.
Monkey : Why did you come up?
Santa : To eat apple
Monkey : But this is Mango tree, boss!
Santa : Idiot, I am already carrying apples with me.

Santa and Banta were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. Banta threw some sand into lion’s eyes, and ran. Santa stayed unmoved. When Banta yelled at him: “What are you not running?”
Santa replies, "Why should I be running? It's you who've thrown the sand into his eyes!”

Santa sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report comes to his phone and he starts dancing. Coworker : Why are you dancing?
Santa : The report says, "DELIVERED"!!!

Friday tomorrow - How exciting! Dress up well please - And remember to carry it on your face, ALL THE TIME. Its your smile remember? A very happy Gudi Padwa, Ugadi, Chaitr Navratri, Cheti Chand & Naoroz to UNITED INDIA! Goodnight.

Let the Friday begin: