Santa's suitside with fine wine and chicken!

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Santa (to doctor) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Santa : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Santa : 'What problem?'

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Once Santa and Banta were going in a jungle, suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down. Santa told Banta “Just to pass Time Why don't you sing some song". Banta started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he Banta came back to his original position. Santa asked curiously "Hey Banta, You sung four songs sitting in upright position and next four songs you sat upside down, why you did that?" Banta told “First four songs were from “Side A” and the other four were from “Side B" of the Music CD.

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Santa is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks: Why do you take these things with you? Santa replies: what If the stupid train comes late; I will die out of hunger!

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Santa got his promotion and become an officer in Government department. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you outstanding! Please income.'
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