Jose Mourinho and smiles?

Jose Mourinho and smiles? Since when? In your dreams?… Not any more! Since the time he moved to the London club, a month ago…he has been smiling!

What could be his reasons for smiling so often? Because he wants to look younger may be, so that he can find himself a girl-friend like his Boss, Roman Abramovich! Na Na, he is a family man, with one marriage and two children. So that may not be true. But definitely it will attract many spectators, Chelsea ticket prices will go up, and there will be positive energy all around … "the special one is smiling!"

One of the Best Quotes of his very vocal and very best football club manager: "No eggs, no omelette. And it depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket, you have eggs class one, class two, class three. Some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem".

That was a parting shot at Abramovich, coming ahead of his final match in charge, for the Russian's failure to buy quality players to help his injury-hit squad.

Never mind pricey anti-ageing creams, a simple smile could have you looking several years younger in an instant…