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HumorPosted on January 1, 2014I was a dude before marrying!Santa: The doctor told me to drink alcohol only one day a week. Banta: But you drink everyday... Santa: Yeah. He did not say which day. So I drink every day so as not to miss that day! Santa: At...
HumorPosted on December 23, 2013Chemical LOCHA!!!There are a lot men think asif they are doing a woman a favour by asking for their hand in marriage. But if we think about it after marriage: she changes her name, changes her home, and leaves her...
HumorPosted on October 23, 2013Just Playing Pranks!THREE weeks of disappointments; finally was sunshine. I scored a goal. I have played a plenty of casual football after work, but these guys are semi professional. Someone asked me on the first day: which position do you...
HumorPosted on September 8, 2013Mind is bigger or Brains?Banta: Do you know that every time I breathe,a man dies? Santa: Why don't you use a mouth wash? Question: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? Answer: Because it was an entrance exam. Question:...
HumorPosted on September 3, 2013If a Bollywood movie ever made on Einstein !If there was a Bollywood movie ever made, on the life story of greatest scientist of all times, Albert Einstein – which Bollywood actor will be most suitable to play the role? Kishore Kumar, undoubtedly! Stop this...
HumorPosted on July 26, 2013Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperatelyPolice: Sir ur wife had an accident, plz come 2 identify body now. Santa: Im busy now, YOU take photo and tag me on FB. If its her, I will click Like. Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately and so he...
HumorPosted on July 24, 2013Banta's FAT-FREE Yougurt!Banta went to a grocery store while in America, collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items. Banta asked, "Where is the fat ?" Person didn`t...
HumorPosted on July 8, 2013Say you love me! Say you love me!Santa : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... Santa's GF : Why not ?? Santa : I'm broke Santa's wife : Say you love me! Say you love me! Santa: You love me... Santa : You remind me of the...
HumorPosted on June 28, 2013Santa's suitside with fine wine and chicken!============================================= Santa (to doctor) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.' Doctor : 'What's your problem?' Santa : 'I keep forgetting things.' Doctor : 'Since...
HumorPosted on May 26, 2013What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?Santa was shouting at his Girl Friend: "You said we'll do registered marriage and Cheated Me. I Was Waiting for you yesterday Whole Day at the Post Office...." Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One...
HumorPosted on May 22, 2013Your friend is kissing your wife at your home!Banta: Oye! what are you doing? Santa: Recording this baby’s voice. Banta: Why? Santa: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this... Santa & his friends broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found...
HumorPosted on May 11, 2013Balle Balle Balle Balle Balle.........!Once SANTA was walking. He had a glove only on one hand.So a man on the road asked him why he is wearing in one hand. SANTA replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the...
HumorPosted on May 8, 2013Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night!SANTA : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DOCTOR : Take this tablet, you will be ok. SANTA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is THE final game. SANTA : If I die, will u remarry? Wife : No!...
HumorPosted on May 5, 2013I gave a moving performance in singing todaySanta: I gave a moving performance in singing today. Banta: What do you mean by moving performance? Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre. Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS...
HumorPosted on April 29, 2013What is the secret behind your happy married life?Santa and Banta were looking at a catalogue and admiring the models. Santa says to the Banta, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?" Banta replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at...
HumorPosted on April 27, 2013The Monkey & Crocodile story!Java Plum / Black Plum (English) or Jambul (Hindi) or Jamu Koli (Oriya). Found them today at a local fruit shop and was quite delighted. Used to love these in school days. My grand mother used to tell me this story;...
HumorPosted on April 21, 2013Santa's sun bathing!Santa is back in mind today…let’s see what he has got in his bag! Santa was sun bathing on a very hot day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat, what else? While walking Santa...
HumorPosted on April 12, 2013Should I urinate to provide you water?Addressing a public meeting in a village in Pune's Indapur, Deputy Chief Minister of Maharastra state in India, Mr Ajit Pawar mocked Bhaiyya Deshmukh, a farmer from a drought-hit area in Solapur who has been on a...
HumorPosted on April 3, 2013What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.Shall we say it has been a good week so far or usual disinclination to go back to work after a relaxing long weekend? However Santa is quite excited to start his new job!...
HumorPosted on March 26, 2013Bill Gates decided to throw a massive party !Bill Gates decided to throw a massive party for his 60th birthday, so during this party he picked up the microphone and announced to his guests that: down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great...
HumorPosted on March 21, 2013What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Mohammad & Jesus?Santa is making his weekly visit to my intellectual sector today. So its time for some light stuff! Santa : I am very proud, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not...
HumorPosted on March 19, 2013Milli (Did you receive)? Was what the SMS said!Milli (Did you receive)? Was what the SMS said. Thought to ignore it for few hours before I responded. I was just opening the door to get inside my home when my phone rang. Ohh GOD, it was him again. Kaisi lagi? Hein?...
HumorPosted on March 12, 2013The aero-plane is SOOOOOOO big!Its our friend Santa Singh again; visiting my mind today. Santa Singh got married recently and on his honeymoon; wife asked him at a airport: The aero-plane is SOOOOOOO big. How is it painted? I can't imagine....
HumorPosted on March 7, 2013I just quit drinking...!!!Today; I have a joke on my mind to share, after two days of serious philosophical stuff. Remember our own Santa Singh? He walked into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sat in the backyard of the room,...
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