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What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Mohammad & Jesus?

Posted on March 21, 2013
Location: London
What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Mohammad & Jesus?

Santa is making his weekly visit to my intellectual sector today. So its time for some light stuff!

Santa : I am very proud, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying?
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Santa: What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Mohammad & Jesus?
Banta: All are Born on Government Holidays.

Santa’s son: While filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!

Frog: You don’t have a brain
Santa: Yes I do
Frog: No, you don’t
Santa: Yes I do
Frog: No you don’t & jumps into the well.
Santa: You don’t have to do suitside for that!

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What will you take 30 days or Rs.3000?
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa : People consider me as a GOD
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have came again.

Santa complained to Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : Why did the thief not take the TV?
Santa : I was watching the TV.

To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light. Lots of love and Happy Friday!

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