Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately

Posted on July 26, 2013
Location: London
Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately

Police: Sir ur wife had an accident, plz come 2 identify body now.
Santa: Im busy now, YOU take photo and tag me on FB. If its her, I will click Like.

Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately and so he consulted a doctor. The doctor told him that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos.
Santa followed the doctors advice and at the end of 300 days, he called the doctor to report that he had actually lost the weight, but had a problem. Whats the problem, asked the doctor? I am 2400 kilometers away from home.

Santa was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying a passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell out of his pocket. He started searching for it frantically and found it on the floor of the bus. Politely he asked the sari clad woman standing in front of him, "Can you lift that sari? I want to take the photograph."

Santa and his girl-friend were walking in a Park & they found $1000
Santa : What shall we do with this money???
Girl-Friend : Lets divide 50 - 50 between us.
Santa : Awwwwwwwww, what shall we do with remaining $900?

Have a wonderful day tomorrow, my friends! And please carry enough smile along!

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