I was a dude before marrying!
Santa:
The doctor told me to drink alcohol only one day a week.
Banta:
But you drink everyday...
Santa:
Yeah. He did not say which day. So I drink every day so as not to miss that day!
Santa:
At last, my younger son bought Tablet with his own money.
Banta:
That's wonderful. It's iPad, Samsung or ...
Santa:
No No No. It's 'Crocin' for my headache!
Santa:
I was a dude before marrying.
Banta:
And what are you now?
Santa:
Now I'm subdued!
Banta:
Why did you beat your wife so much?
Santa:
The ayurved told me to "beat properly" before administering the medicine to her!
Santa:
Some grey bearded man is using my name and distributing Christmas presents.
Banta:
You mean, Santa Claus?
Santa:
Yes. I can't distribute gifts but can only spread happiness and laughter!
Santa:
Computers will never replace books.
Banta:
Why?
Santa:
You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!
Santa:
I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.
Banta:
Tell me the bad news first!
Santa to a doctor,
"Doctor, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?
Doctor:
I do. Where's the patient?
Santa:
I'm the patient also!
BALLE...BALLE...BALLE...BALLE...BALLE!!!
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